All of it is won on a board. None of it is in the shop, and we have asked the shop.
The last weekend of every month
The Monthly Major
1st500 dx
2nd300 dx
3rd200 dx
4th to 10th100 dx
Cups for the top ten, kept on your profile. 11th to 25th: 40 dx each.
1st onlyThe SilverwareA frame that cannot be bought, only won. Polished daily, mostly by staring at it.
QualifiedThe top 16 from the month’s weeklies wear it on the Major’s board, names in gold. It wins no points. It wins looks.
Once a year · 24 to 31 December
The Asymptote Open 2026
100,000 dx in prizes, the biggest pot on the site
1st30,000 dxThe champion’s trophy. There is exactly one, and next year’s is a different one.∞The Asymptote Open Champion 2026A title on your profile forever. Asymptotes never reach it; you can.
The SqueezePinned between two curves all year and loved every second. Proof that if everyone around you is converging, you might as well win.
Asymptote Open 20265,000 Area
∞Annual
The Squeeze1st to 3rdThe SqueezeAn Annual Squiggle, the rarest card there is. 3 will ever exist. Not in any pack, at any price.Pinned between two curves all year and loved every second. Proof that if everyone around you is converging, you might as well win.
2nd to 25thThe Finalist ribbon, with the year on its scroll and a mark on your profile.2nd15,000 dx3rd10,000 dx4th to 10th3,000 dx each11th to 25th1,600 dx each
No qualifying: anyone can play, and every score pays ×3 into the season table. The only thing here with a guest list is the trophy cabinet.
Every three months
Season 1 · Oct – Dec 2026
10,000 dx in prizes when it ends, every season
Champion1st3,000 dx
Top 32nd and 3rd1,800 dx / 1,200 dx
Top 104th to 10th400 dx
The award goes on your profile with the season’s number on it. 11th to 25th: 80 dx each.
The legs
1♥︎
Leg 1
Sudden Death
One mistake and your run is over. How far can you get clean?
90s
Leg 2
Speed Round
Ninety seconds on the clock. Three strikes. Go.
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Leg 3
Integral Day
Nothing but integrals for five minutes.
The race to qualify
The Weekly Events in the Major’s month pay Major points. The top 16 walk into the Major Qualified: a gold name and a tag on its board. Status, not superpowers: everyone plays the same Major.
Integral Day
Speed Round
Limit Day
Chain Rule Day
4 weeklies left to qualify. Each one is announced across the top of the site the day before.
Nobody has points for this Major yet. Its first qualifying weekly hands them out.
The Monthly Major: the last weekend of every month, Friday 14:00 UTC to Sunday 14:00 UTC. Three twists from the Weekly Event at once. December’s is The Asymptote Open instead: all five twists, 24 to 31 December.
Your score: play each leg as often as you like. Your best run in each leg is added up. Ties go to whoever completed their total first.
Major points: every Weekly Event pays them: 1st 25, 2nd 18, 3rd 15, 4th 12, 5th 10, 6th 8, 7th 6, 8th 4, 9th 2, 10th 1, plus 1 for scoring at all. The top 16 from the month’s weeklies walk into its Major Qualified. Seasons are three months long: a Monthly pays 2× into its season, the Open 3×, and XP adds up to 10 a week.
Qualified: a tag and your name in gold on the Monthly’s board. That is all. Same problems, same clock, same strikes as everyone else. The Open has no qualifying at all. Anyone can play a Major and anyone can win one.
Prizes: paid automatically shortly after the end, down to 25th place. The winner gets The Silverware, a frame you can only win. Nothing here is for sale.
Separate from ranked: Major runs never touch the ranked boards or your daily ranked runs.
The SqueezePinned between two curves all year and loved every second. Proof that if everyone around you is converging, you might as well win.Asymptote Open 20265,000 Area